{"id":707,"date":"2011-04-11T00:37:10","date_gmt":"2011-04-11T04:37:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.steverogers.info\/?p=707"},"modified":"2011-04-11T00:37:10","modified_gmt":"2011-04-11T04:37:10","slug":"flight-today","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.steverogers.info\/?p=707","title":{"rendered":"Flight today&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Flew back to Princeton today&#8230;.three things.<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>I think the TSA thought a 12-pack of beer in a white garbage bag in my luggage was a bomb.<\/li>\n<li>Southwest pilots reuse the same jokes upon landing: &#8220;Now I am going to say what my parents told me when I was 18&#8230;..get your bags and get out&#8221; &#8211; heard on 3 of 4 flights in last week.<\/li>\n<li>I ended up waiting out my delayed flight at my destination airport (I was bumped up to an earlier flight to Newark, but my bag wasn&#8217;t. \u00a0So I waited for my original (delayed) flight to land at Newark).<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Flew back to Princeton today&#8230;.three things. I think the TSA thought a 12-pack of beer in a white garbage bag in my luggage was a bomb. Southwest pilots reuse the same jokes upon landing: &#8220;Now I am going to say what my parents told me when I was 18&#8230;..get your bags and get out&#8221; &#8211; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-707","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal-story"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.steverogers.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/707","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.steverogers.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.steverogers.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.steverogers.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.steverogers.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=707"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.steverogers.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/707\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":708,"href":"http:\/\/www.steverogers.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/707\/revisions\/708"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.steverogers.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=707"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.steverogers.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=707"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.steverogers.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=707"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}