{"id":730,"date":"2011-07-07T16:48:14","date_gmt":"2011-07-07T20:48:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.steverogers.info\/?p=730"},"modified":"2011-07-07T16:48:14","modified_gmt":"2011-07-07T20:48:14","slug":"scientists-in-heaven","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.steverogers.info\/?p=730","title":{"rendered":"Scientists in Heaven"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>Newton, Pascal, and Einstein are playing hide-and-go-seek in heaven.<\/p>\n<p>Einstein closes his eyes and starts counting.<\/p>\n<p>Pascal goes and hides behind a cloud.<\/p>\n<p>Newton stays where he is, and draws a 1mx1m square on the floor around  him.<\/p>\n<p>Einstein finishes counting and turns around.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Ah ha, Newton! I found you!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No you haven&#8217;t, you&#8217;ve found one Newton over 1m2 . . . You found  Pascal.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Newton, Pascal, and Einstein are playing hide-and-go-seek in heaven. Einstein closes his eyes and starts counting. Pascal goes and hides behind a cloud. Newton stays where he is, and draws a 1mx1m square on the floor around him. Einstein finishes counting and turns around. &#8220;Ah ha, Newton! I found you!&#8221; &#8220;No you haven&#8217;t, you&#8217;ve found [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-730","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-academic-steve"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.steverogers.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/730","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.steverogers.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.steverogers.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.steverogers.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.steverogers.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=730"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.steverogers.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/730\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":732,"href":"http:\/\/www.steverogers.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/730\/revisions\/732"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.steverogers.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=730"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.steverogers.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=730"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.steverogers.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=730"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}